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by | Jul 29, 2020 | Nutbags NORTH of Florida |

Bored of all the “Florida Man” stories… Let’s focus on wack jobs in the 49 other states:

Clarksville, TN doing its best Florida. A man walks into a Walmart, buys some booze and then shoves a package of Trout in his pants.

The stealing fish thing was bad, but things get worse. The Trout-Taker starts peeing his pants.

Stealing and Peeing. BAD.

Police arrive and arrest David Wylie who admitted to everything.

2,000 bond.

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