This story is a minute old, but it’s so worth it!
Canada is definitely NORTH of Florida, and there are apparently NUTBAGS there!
This 18 year old man thinks he’s getting out of a DUI by taking off his underwear and ripping it apart with his teeth and eating them. His hopes were that the fabric would absorb the booze in his system.
It didn’t work. Also, That guy is the “oldest” looking 18 year-old that I’ve ever seen….